Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man